1.  What is your full name?

Kory Edward Wagner


2.  What are your future plans?

To walk on water.


3.  What did you aspire to be when you were younger?

A York!


4. Where do you see yourself in ten years?

Yolked as poo and married.


5. What is a favorite high school memory?

Getting stuck with Ryan Mitties, Logan Pierce, Nerm and Justin.


6. What is your most valued possession? (Explain.)

My finer/toe nail clippings collection! It’s huge!!


7. If you had the opportunity to travel anywhere, where would you go? Why?

To the moon! To get outta this world!


8. If you could have one wish, what would it be?

To find a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow!


9.  What is something weird/odd/strange about you?

My life and my frozen cat.


10.  Who is your celebrity crush?

Hannah Montana.


11. What three words best describe you?

Enigmatic, Spiritual, Bipolar, Driven.


12. What are three things you must do in your lifetime? (bucket list)

Go streaking, spot Bigfoot, go spelunking.


13.  Why doesn’t McDonald’s sell hot dogs?

McHot Dog sounds inappropriate. Plus flour is expensive these days for buns.


14. How would you describe your perfect day? (and you can’t use the word NO or NOT)

In the gym poundin’ iron all day!


15.  If you could be any animal, what would it be and why?

Liger because of its magical powers.


16. What are some things you can’t live without?

Oxygen, Water, and Ian Fuchtman..meow. ;)


17. Was high school what you expected it to be? (Explain)

It’s not over yet so I’m not sure.